Disgruntled former contractor walks in and sprays feces on produce at Harris Teeter

In a really crappy incident at the West Ashley Harris Teeter supermarket on Sunday afternoon, a disgruntled former contractor walked in and sprayed what investigators told employees was apparently feces on the store’s produce. “We were extremely alarmed and disappointed to learn that today, a disgruntled, former contractor attempted to contaminate food products in the […]

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Frank Feldman, the perfect man

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened […]

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