We all love math jokes. Because let’s face it, for most of us math is a joke. And where would we be without dad jokes? So now enjoy this collection of math dad jokes.
Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because they always knew X was 10.
Why should you never argue with decimal numbers?
Because they always have a point.
Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?
Because they can’t even.
Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Why do math teachers love parks so much?
Because of all the natural logs.
How do you do math in your head?
Just use imaginary numbers.
Why was the math lecture so long?
The professor kept going off on a tangent.
How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One—she just gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that’s already been solved.
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Why are math books so darn depressing?
They’re filled with problems.
Why should you never mention the number 288?
Because it’s two gross.
