Your Essential Collection of Batman Jokes

  •  What’s the difference between Batman and a robber?
    Batman can go into a store without Robin!
  •  What does Joker do when he’s not plotting or committing evil crimes?
    He rides his Harley.
  •  What is a Batman’s favorite part of the joke?
    The “punch” line!
  •  Where does Batman go to pee?
    The batroom.
  •  What do you call it when Batman skips church?
    Christian Bale.
  •  When does Poison Ivy change her underpants?
    When they get soiled!
  • Why did Bruce Wayne’s date go badly?
    Because he had bat breath.
  •  What does Batman like to put in his drinks?
    Just ice.
  •  How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
    None. They like the dark

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