- What’s the difference between Batman and a robber?
Batman can go into a store without Robin! - What does Joker do when he’s not plotting or committing evil crimes?
He rides his Harley. - What is a Batman’s favorite part of the joke?
The “punch” line! - Where does Batman go to pee?
The batroom. - What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale. - When does Poison Ivy change her underpants?
When they get soiled! - Why did Bruce Wayne’s date go badly?
Because he had bat breath. - What does Batman like to put in his drinks?
Just ice. - How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. They like the dark
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