A deaf man has reportedly filed a class-action lawsuit against the popular adult video website, Pornhub for alleged rights violations because he says it doesn’t provide closed captioning on its videos. Yaroslav Suris has filed the case against website claiming its lack of subtitles is a denial of access, TMZ reports. Suris shared that he had […]
Bernard Tomic – a tennis revolution that made millions, and counted them
The proud Australian tennis fraternity were going through a rather dry spell. Lleyton Hewitt, the last Aussie man to win a slam, was approaching the twilight of his career. The search was on for the next Hewitt. Perhaps they aimed a bit too low, for soon a player would emerge who had become too good […]
How many brexiters does it take to change a little bulb?
None, they all walked out because they didn’t like the way the electrician did it.
How many iPhone X can you buy by actually selling a kidney?
We’ve all heard the jokes about selling your kidney to afford an iPhone. Unfortunately, no one I know has ever really done that. And probably no one you know either. But don’t worry, if you are planning to sell off one kidney to finance your next iPhone, here’s all the economics you need to know. […]
Sara Errani receives reduced doping ban because of her mother’s pasta cooking methods
Earlier this week, Italian newspapers had reported that former French Open finalist, Sara Errani had failed a doping test. Errani had tested positive for letrozole, a drug often prescribed for the treatment of breast cancer, but is also associated with the promotion of muscle tissue in female bodybuilders. The tests were carried out in February […]
The World’s Longest Joke
The following joke is officially recognized as the longest joke in the world: So, there’s a man crawling through the desert. He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn’t […]
Fidget spinners are helping Christians find God. Priests have begun using them in sermons.
Fidget spinners have become an immensely popular toy trend and they’re marketed as a stress reliever, as well as being said to help those suffering from ADHD, autism or anxiety. If you’re not familiar with the fidget spinner yet, it consists of a three pronged structure with a central bearing from which the device may be spun. The […]
College student blames black cat for failing exam, decides to sue
DALLAS, TEXAS – Having failed his college final year examination, Texas college student, Robert Hick, has decided to sue a black cat, seeking compensation for damages worth $200,000. According to the complaint, his preparation for the exam was “absolutely perfect”, and the only reason he failed was because a black cat crossed his path while […]
Hilarious Insurance Claims
The following are actual insurance claims submitted by people who have been involved in car accidents: “Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.” “A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.” “We had completed the turn and had just straightened the car when Miss […]
Condoms now listed as ‘Smoking Alternatives’ at all Tesco stores
18 year old Beth Cutts was shopping at a Tesco Superstore when she noticed a rather odd product placement. A range of Durex condems, on a 2 for £14 offer, had been placed under the ‘Smoking Alternatives’ section, just above a line of Nicorette packets. Of course she snapped a picture of it, and naturally assuming […]
Your Essential Collection of Batman Jokes
What’s the difference between Batman and a robber? Batman can go into a store without Robin! What does Joker do when he’s not plotting or committing evil crimes? He rides his Harley. What is a Batman’s favorite part of the joke? The “punch” line! Where does Batman go to pee? The batroom. What do you […]
Frank Feldman, the perfect man
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened […]
How to create a perpetually rotating motor?
Theory 1 : Cats always land on their feet. Theory 2 : Buttered toast always lands buttered side down. How to create a perpetually rotating motor? Easy, attach a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat, and drop the cat from a height.
Ever wondered why anyone would name their child Dick? Well, here’s why…
Some parents, at the first hint of any intelligence from their kids, get their hopes up, “Our child is going to be a brain!” And then there are parents who, the moment their son is born decide, “Our son is going to be a Dick!” WHY? Why would someone not give their child the slightest […]
“Donald Trump is making me gain weight” – Barbra Streisand
We know that obesity is a major problem in the United States. And apparently, the new President, Donald Trump is just making things worse. Well, according to Barbra Streisand anyway. The ten-time Grammy-award winning Streisand tweeted that Donald Trump was causing her to gain weight. She said, “Donald Trump is making me gain weight. I […]