Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house?
A: He’s still there.
Q: What did he say when you told him to leave?
Q: What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?
A: The joint won’t make it all the way around the circle.
Q: How do you starve a hippie?
A: Hide his drug money under the soap.
Q: What do hippie chicks and hockey players have in common?
A: They both shower and change pads after 3 periods.
Q: Why didn’t the hippies get saved after the ship wreck?
A: Because they were too far out man!