Hippie jokes

Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house?

A: He’s still there.

Q: What did he say when you told him to leave?

A: Namaste.

Q: What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a joint?

A: The joint won’t make it all the way around the circle.

Q: How do you starve a hippie?

A: Hide his drug money under the soap.

Q: What do hippie chicks and hockey players have in common?

A: They both shower and change pads after 3 periods.

Q: Why didn’t the hippies get saved after the ship wreck?

A: Because they were too far out man!

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