- What’s the difference between Batman and a robber?
Batman can go into a store without Robin!
- What does Joker do when he’s not plotting or committing evil crimes?
He rides his Harley.
- What is a Batman’s favorite part of the joke?
The “punch” line!
- Where does Batman go to pee?
- What do you call it when Batman skips church?
- When does Poison Ivy change her underpants?
When they get soiled!
- Why did Bruce Wayne’s date go badly?
Because he had bat breath.
- What does Batman like to put in his drinks?
- How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. They like the dark