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How many brexiters does it take to change a little bulb?

March 2, 2018January 14, 2020 N. Datta Leave a comment

None, they all walked out because they didn’t like the way the electrician did it.

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Your Essential Collection of Batman Jokes

March 26, 2017September 2, 2017 N. Datta 1 Comment

 What’s the difference between Batman and a robber? Batman can go into a store without Robin!  What does Joker do when he’s not plotting or committing evil crimes? He rides his Harley.  What is a Batman’s favorite part of the joke? The “punch” line!  Where does Batman go to pee? The batroom.  What do you […]

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Frank Feldman, the perfect man

March 20, 2017March 20, 2017 Trove 42 1 Comment

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened […]

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How to create a perpetually rotating motor?

March 14, 2017January 14, 2020 Trove 42 Leave a comment

Theory 1 : Cats always land on their feet. Theory 2 : Buttered toast always lands buttered side down. How to create a perpetually rotating motor? Easy, attach a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat, and drop the cat from a height.

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Hippie jokes

February 28, 2017January 19, 2020 N. Datta Leave a comment

Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house? A: He’s still there. Q: What did he say when you told him to leave? A: Namaste. Q: What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a joint? A: The joint won’t make it all the way around the circle. Q: How do […]

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Shearing

February 27, 2017February 3, 2020 Trove 42 Leave a comment

I saw my Welsh buddy the other day, walking down the street with a sheep under each arm. I shouted ‘Hi mate, You shearing?’ then he said ‘Naah, I’m gonna fuck ’em both myself’

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A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm

February 27, 2017February 3, 2020 Trove 42 Leave a comment

A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. The bartender says, “Sorry, you can’t bring that pig in here.” The woman replies, “This isn’t a pig, it’s a duck.” The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.”

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Why can’t Harry potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

February 25, 2017February 25, 2017 Trove 42 1 Comment

Because they’re both cauldron.

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Blonde solving a puzzle

February 24, 2017January 15, 2020 Trove 42 Leave a comment

A brunette walked into a room and saw her blonde friend whooping and hollering. “What’s the matter?” The brunette inquired. “Nothing at all. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The blonde beamed. “How long did it take you?” “Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in […]

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Math Dad Jokes

February 24, 2017January 21, 2020 N. Datta Leave a comment

We all love math jokes. Because let’s face it, for most of us math is a joke. And where would we be without dad jokes? So now enjoy this collection of math dad jokes.   Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because they always knew X was 10.   Why should you never […]

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A lawyer gets pulled over for speeding.

February 23, 2017February 23, 2017 Trove 42 2 Comments

Lawyer: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Lawyer: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Lawyer: I would give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Lawyer: Lost it four years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see… Can I see your vehicle […]

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Visit To The Doctor

February 22, 2017February 23, 2017 Trove 42 Leave a comment

Doctor: You have this serious disease. Me: Oh no. Doctor: But don’t worry you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise. Me: OH NO!

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What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter?

February 22, 2017February 23, 2017 Trove 42 Leave a comment

Dear customer, We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/illegal downloading on your network.

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A blonde needed some money.

February 22, 2017February 23, 2017 Trove 42 Leave a comment

A blonde was desperate for money. So she decided to go to the richer neighbourhoods around town and look for odd jobs. At the first house, a man answered the door and told her. ‘Yeah, I have a job for you. Could you paint the porch?’ ‘Sure,’ smiled the blonde, ‘I’ll do it for $100.’ […]

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Today I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind person.

February 22, 2017February 23, 2017 Trove 42 4 Comments

I was also fired from my job as a bus driver.

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