Voice assistants are extremely convenient, from ordering food to running internet searches and more. You no longer have to tap through your phone or make a call, and your voice assistant does all the work. Millions of people in the United States are using voice assistants like Siri or Alexa to order them food, buy […]
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Put Together A Great Football Match Report
Putting together a great football post-match report is one of those things that a may appear to be a simple enough task, but the reality often proves otherwise. If you regularly read football match reports you may be familiar with the structure and style that is favoured by those in the industry, and there is […]
A Critical Review of Divergent
Have you ever picked up a book, expecting to be disappointed by it? I was anticipating feeling let down by Divergent and I figured that there was no way that it could reach my expectations of teen dystopian fiction, which had been set for me by The Hunger Games. I thought that it was very likely that this book wouldn’t […]

54 pizza chefs bring London’s Oxford Street to a standstill with synchronized pizza flare
UK based pizza chain Pizza Express has been in the pizza making business for 54 years and they just celebrated the opening of their new Oxford Circus pizzeria. And boy, did they do it in some style. 54 pizzaiolos (one for each year of PizzaExpress) stopped traffic in London’s West End with their amazing flaring […]

Disgruntled former contractor walks in and sprays feces on produce at Harris Teeter
In a really crappy incident at the West Ashley Harris Teeter supermarket on Sunday afternoon, a disgruntled former contractor walked in and sprayed what investigators told employees was apparently feces on the store’s produce. “We were extremely alarmed and disappointed to learn that today, a disgruntled, former contractor attempted to contaminate food products in the […]
Hilarious Insurance Claims
The following are actual insurance claims submitted by people who have been involved in car accidents: “Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.” “A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.” “We had completed the turn and had just straightened the car when Miss […]
Frank Feldman, the perfect man
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” Passenger: “Who?” Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened […]
How to create a perpetually rotating motor?
Theory 1 : Cats always land on their feet. Theory 2 : Buttered toast always lands buttered side down. How to create a perpetually rotating motor? Easy, attach a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat, and drop the cat from a height.
5 great feghoots to waste your time
A feghoot is the kind of joke that we all love and hate! For those of you unfamiliar with the concept, it’s a joke, typically in the form of a short story or vignette, that usually concludes with an atrocious pun. It’s the kind of humour that can make you groan, and then smile to […]
A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm
A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. The bartender says, “Sorry, you can’t bring that pig in here.” The woman replies, “This isn’t a pig, it’s a duck.” The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.”
Blonde solving a puzzle
A brunette walked into a room and saw her blonde friend whooping and hollering. “What’s the matter?” The brunette inquired. “Nothing at all. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The blonde beamed. “How long did it take you?” “Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in […]
A lawyer gets pulled over for speeding.
Lawyer: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Lawyer: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Lawyer: I would give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Lawyer: Lost it four years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see… Can I see your vehicle […]
Visit To The Doctor
Doctor: You have this serious disease. Me: Oh no. Doctor: But don’t worry you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise. Me: OH NO!