A feghoot is the kind of joke that we all love and hate! For those of you unfamiliar with the concept, it’s a joke, typically in the form of a short story or vignette, that usually concludes with an atrocious pun. It’s the kind of humour that can make you groan, and then smile to […]
Category: Humour
Hippie jokes
Q: How can you tell a hippie has been at your house? A: He’s still there. Q: What did he say when you told him to leave? A: Namaste. Q: What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a joint? A: The joint won’t make it all the way around the circle. Q: How do […]
A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm
A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. The bartender says, “Sorry, you can’t bring that pig in here.” The woman replies, “This isn’t a pig, it’s a duck.” The bartender says, “I was talking to the duck.”
Nominees Announced For The 100th Academy Awards
Jan 17, 2028 – The nominees for The 100th Academy Awards have been announced. Ballhood and Beggarman have led the way with 9 nominations each, including nominations in the Best Picture category. Christopher Nolan’s Insightful, which has widely been regarded as the best movie this year, as well as one of the greatest movies ever […]
Blonde solving a puzzle
A brunette walked into a room and saw her blonde friend whooping and hollering. “What’s the matter?” The brunette inquired. “Nothing at all. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The blonde beamed. “How long did it take you?” “Well, the box said ‘3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in […]
Math Dad Jokes
We all love math jokes. Because let’s face it, for most of us math is a joke. And where would we be without dad jokes? So now enjoy this collection of math dad jokes. Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging? Because they always knew X was 10. Why should you never […]
A lawyer gets pulled over for speeding.
Lawyer: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Lawyer: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Lawyer: I would give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Lawyer: Lost it four years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see… Can I see your vehicle […]
Visit To The Doctor
Doctor: You have this serious disease. Me: Oh no. Doctor: But don’t worry you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise. Me: OH NO!
What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter?
Dear customer, We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/illegal downloading on your network.
A blonde needed some money.
A blonde was desperate for money. So she decided to go to the richer neighbourhoods around town and look for odd jobs. At the first house, a man answered the door and told her. ‘Yeah, I have a job for you. Could you paint the porch?’ ‘Sure,’ smiled the blonde, ‘I’ll do it for $100.’ […]
Mickey Mouse wants to divorce Minnie
Lawyer – Mickey Mouse, you say you want to divorce Minnie because she is extremely silly! Mickey – No, I said, she is fucking Goofy!
What If Some Leading Brands Manufactured Condoms…
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