Dear customer, We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/illegal downloading on your network.
I was also fired from my job as a bus driver.
The first one says to the second one: "You're fine, how am I?"
He felt his presents.
He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us…